I was an unwanted baby
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
Men are loyal
Men are only as loyal as their options
Snowwhite
I used to be snow white, but I drifted
Marriage is wonderful
Marriage is a wonderful institution but who would want to live in an institution?
Three things a women needs
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments
Television
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Nickels and dimes
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore
My age
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Two wrongs don’t make a right
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
My life needs
My life needs editing
One picture
One picture is worth 1,000 denials
My one regret
My one regret in lie is that I am not someone else
A man doesn’t know what he knows
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know
Warm pizza box
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap
A waffle is like a pancake
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap
Fashions
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions
All men are equal before fish
All men are equal before fish
All generalizations are false
All generalizations are false. Including this one.
By all means let’s be open-minded
By all means let's be open-minded. But not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Liar
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth
Change man
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
Family tree
I looked up the family tree and found out I was the sap
Raising children
Everybody knows how to raise children. Except the people who have them
Mr Right
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I cook with wine
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
If it jiggles …
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
Considerable knowlegde
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance
Have a thought
The next time you have a thought... let it go
Long walks
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
Weather forecast for tonight
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
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