Leadership
Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.
Giving away my batteries
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge.
Whistle a symphony
No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.
Swiss flag
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Claustrophobic astronaut
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
E 1 letter E
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope
Fear of speed bumps
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Life is too short
Life is too short for bad coffee
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve. The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions
We are closed
Pull! If that doesn't work, push. If that doesn't work, we are closed. Come again.
Alcohol doubles your vision
Carrots may improve your vision.But alcohol doubles it!
Bar rules
Preschool rules and bar rules are the same.You pee in your pants, you go home!
Unauthorized persons only
Unauthorized persons only
No trespassing
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
You matter
You matter, don't give up
Be an animal
On the beach and in the sea, animals do not leave trash. Humans do! Please behave like animals.
Freedom of speech
Talking nonsense is not the same as freedom of speech
Do not feed the animals
For your safety do not feed fingers to the animals
The first 5 days
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest
Sheep fear the wolf
The sheep will spend its entire life fearing the wolf. Only to be eaten by its shepherd.
Our ool
Welcome to our ool.Notice: there is no P in it. Let's keep it that way!
Jaws backwards
Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, it is a very hart-warming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Easy as getting fat
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
How to get a puppy
Kids!The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a brother
Unattended children
Unattended children will be given a puppy and espresso
Fruit Salad
I've got salad for dinner. Actually a fruit salad. Well mostly grapes. OK all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I've got wine for dinner!
Liquor store therapy
The liquor store: where wine is cheaper than therapy
John Lennon airport
All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled... Imagine all the people
Dalmatians can’t hide
Why can't Dalmatians hide? They are always spotted!
Please be patient with the bartender
Please be patient with the bartender, even a toilet can serve only one asshole at a time
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