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![Don’t forget Mother’s day!](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/mothers-day-1080x675.jpg)
![Rush hour](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/rush-hour-1080x675.jpg)
Rush hour
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
![Autobiography](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/write-autobiography-1080x675.jpg)
Autobiography
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
![Writing a book](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/writing-a-book-1080x675.jpg)
Writing a book
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
![We will love you](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/we-will-love-you-1080x675.jpg)
We will love you
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
![Definition of a committee](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/what-is-a-committee-1080x675.jpg)
Definition of a committee
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
![Walk a mile](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/walk-a-mile-1080x675.jpg)
Walk a mile
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
![Vegetarians](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/vegetarian-1080x675.jpg)
Vegetarians
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
![Spoon](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/spoon-from-a-ladle-1080x675.jpg)
Spoon
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
![Roses are red](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/schizophrenic-1080x675.jpg)
Roses are red
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
![Smoking kills](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/smoking-kills-1080x675.jpg)
Smoking kills
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
![Parents and children](https://letterboardproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/parents-and-childrens-1080x675.jpg)
Parents and children
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.