Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Government that robs
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul
A day without sunshine
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
God loves us
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy
I deserved my enemies
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends
Discipline parents properly
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly
Seasickness
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree
Cross country skiing is great
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country
The world is full of magical things
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper
A fact about the amount of news
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper
Undaunted in my quest to amuse
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair
Gets you through the night
I'm for whatever gets you through the night