O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Get your facts first
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
I’m not a real movie star
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hours. That's relativity.
Choose between two evils
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before
If love is the answer
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Change the facts
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts
I wear a necklace
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down
Can housework kill?
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
I like children
I like children - fried
People who think they know everything
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
Where is grandmother?
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now. And we don't know where the hell she is.
Harder for the average ape
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man
