I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Behind every great man is …
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
What is an Astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer? The space bar.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type".
Stolen calendar
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Marriages are made in heaven, Nathalie Venken
Marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. I dedicate this letterboard to my wife, Nathalie Venken, who is married to me for 25 years, exactly today! With Love, your husband, Kurt.
Why did the gym close down?
Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!
Sue the airport
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
How does Moses make tea?
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
How to drown a hipster?
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
Giving away my batteries
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge.
Swiss flag
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.