Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
E 1 letter E
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope
Fear of speed bumps
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Life is too short
Life is too short for bad coffee
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve. The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions
We are closed
Pull! If that doesn't work, push. If that doesn't work, we are closed. Come again.
Alcohol doubles your vision
Carrots may improve your vision.But alcohol doubles it!
Bar rules
Preschool rules and bar rules are the same.You pee in your pants, you go home!
Unauthorized persons only
Unauthorized persons only
No trespassing
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
You matter
You matter, don't give up
Be an animal
On the beach and in the sea, animals do not leave trash. Humans do! Please behave like animals.