Talking nonsense is not the same as freedom of speech
Do not feed the animals
For your safety do not feed fingers to the animals
The first 5 days
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest
Sheep fear the wolf
The sheep will spend its entire life fearing the wolf. Only to be eaten by its shepherd.
Our ool
Welcome to our ool.Notice: there is no P in it. Let's keep it that way!
Jaws backwards
Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, it is a very hart-warming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Easy as getting fat
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
How to get a puppy
Kids!The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a brother
Unattended children
Unattended children will be given a puppy and espresso
Fruit Salad
I've got salad for dinner. Actually a fruit salad. Well mostly grapes. OK all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I've got wine for dinner!
Liquor store therapy
The liquor store: where wine is cheaper than therapy
John Lennon airport
All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled... Imagine all the people