Be obscure clearly
Haven’t spoken to my wife in years
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
A sin becomes a disease
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease
Organized political party
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a democrat.
California is a fine place to live
California is a fine place to live if you happen to be an orange
I love deadlines
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
About the Dead sea
When I was a boy, the dead sea was only sick
I agree with you
I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you
Diamonds on the floor
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor
Refuse to join
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
Balanced diet
Food is an important part of a balanced diet
Lead a man to congress
You can lead a man to congress, but you can't make him think
