If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
My life needs
My life needs editing
One picture
One picture is worth 1,000 denials
My one regret
My one regret in lie is that I am not someone else
A man doesn’t know what he knows
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know
Warm pizza box
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap
A waffle is like a pancake
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap
Fashions
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions
All men are equal before fish
All men are equal before fish
All generalizations are false
All generalizations are false. Including this one.
By all means let’s be open-minded
By all means let's be open-minded. But not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Liar
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth