Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Never raise your hand to your children
Never raise your hand to your children. It eaves your midsection unprotected.
Children leave home
You see much more of your children once they leave home
Everybody knows how to raise children. Except the people who have them
I like children
I like children - fried
Unattended children will be given a puppy and espresso